Thursday, December 07, 2006

Apparently Tax Law is not for me

I am embarrassed to contemplate just how many of the 110 questions I guessed on. For your approximating values, I'll give it well over 50%. I don't think they flunk you out after the first year. I hope not. I'll take my C- now please.

Uhm, just wow. What an awe-inspiringly abysmal performance on my part. All I could contemplate during the drive home was just how much I wanted to give in to non-stop vomiting. I can't ever recall answering questions while my internal compass screamed WRONG ANSWER. It's not that I knew the right answer, it was the sense that whatever answer I chose was wrong.

I'm still considering wandering down the hill to the fancy bar to drink myself into a complete stupor. The problem being that a) it's down hill b) their drinks are expensive c) I'd have to walk back uphill again d) there's nothing quite so pathetic as drinking solo.

Maybe I'll just take Cap'n Morgan to bed with me and call it a night.


Depreciatingly yours, (wondering if it's too late to go to Arts & Crafts school)
-qir

1 comment:

Monkey McWearingChaps said...

I got a C+ in tax. It's a killer subject if they do the multiple choice tests. Stop beating yourself up over it.