Done.

I finished the midterm at the ripe hour of 2:09 a.m. That is not an unusual hour for me to be awake, so I think I feel much better today than many of my classmates. Of course, going on a 72 hour drunken binge is not that unusual either, so when I hit the bottle at 6:30 Friday night I just kept going til dawn this morning. Party time at Quasi's! I figure the results of drunken exam taking will be hilarious, and even more so if I pull a top grade. Less hilarious than if I don't, but that's the price one pays for quality boozing.

As usual, I had not quite met my page limit, so I tacked on some policy considerations at the end. I hope my professor doesn't mind that I was bored so I wrote the whole thing in cyrillic characters. It should make the paper more interesting to read overall.






--some but not all of the above statements reflect only my deluded reality--